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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I am the nicest misanthrope you will (n)ever meet. Depending on you ask, I am either a beaner or am white-washed, am a nomadic soul with a lust for women, booze, literature, and music (I have an iPod like, as The Limousines say, a pirate ship). Sometimes, music rescues me from misanthropy. Sometimes, books makes me forget of my cynicism and compels me to find my muse. There is nothing more fickle than a muse</description><title>Erratically Chasing Erato</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jose-ariel-cuevas)</generator><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c6d1e285888cd3c9b08deb198e6bd35/tumblr_mmzjlnv7041qdgj2no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50715849759</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50715849759</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:29:47 -0700</pubDate><category>Random</category><category>Internet</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7c4f672b0b8edeadcf9713e753821d1/tumblr_mmzik1yr0K1qdgj2no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50715163748</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50715163748</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:07:13 -0700</pubDate><category>Random</category></item><item><title>Bay Area Butchers - Home</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.bayareabutchers.com/home/2013/5/17/relaxado-en-persona.html#.UZZ34xGwBIY.tumblr"&gt;Bay Area Butchers - Home&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;A verdict is cast; the judgment intent: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;One final chance to recant and repent. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Hands bound; wooden post: relinquished reprieve. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Heretics silence is proof of consent.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50665496123</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50665496123</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:34:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Poetry</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13c0307cfc5c0255f981d976743d2194/tumblr_mmxpmbd8T91qdgj2no1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50641659158</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50641659158</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:44:35 -0700</pubDate><category>President Taft</category><category>U.S. Presidents</category></item><item><title>“The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient.”&amp;#8212;President Lincoln</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient.”&amp;#8212;President Lincoln&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50641583847</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50641583847</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:41:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Quptes</category><category>President Lincoln</category><category>U.S. Presidents</category></item><item><title>
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xs5wpZhK1rrx8xeo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xs5wpZhK1rrx8xeo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ACTUAL MESSAGE OF &lt;em&gt;(500) DAYS OF SUMMER&lt;/em&gt; THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50638127460</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50638127460</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 23:40:56 -0700</pubDate><category>500 Days of Summer</category></item><item><title>Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Cyndi Lauper, Liberace, and Wendy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0fc513eddedfa7fcd4e88b5cef41ed0a/tumblr_mmr4ymu2u31rphtnfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Cyndi Lauper, Liberace, and Wendy Richter—this photo is full of 80’s win.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bayamontate.tumblr.com/post/50616654670/weirdvintage-muhammad-ali-hulk-hogan-cyndi" target="_blank"&gt;bayamontate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weirdvintage.tumblr.com/post/50507656456/muhammad-ali-hulk-hogan-cyndi-lauper-liberace" target="_blank"&gt;weirdvintage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Cyndi Lauper, Liberace and Wendi Richter (via &lt;a href="http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Muhammad-Ali-Hulk-Hogan-Cyndi-Lauper-Liberace-and-Wendi-Richter.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;This is Not Porn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WTF is this?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50620107988</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50620107988</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:40:50 -0700</pubDate><category>Hulk Hogan</category><category>Random</category></item><item><title>Hello, ladies!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da08b10b192def51464591fbf5ff3c19/tumblr_mmwzhrZ9Y21qdgj2no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hello, ladies!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50609820799</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50609820799</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:20:15 -0700</pubDate><category>random</category></item><item><title>“You’re too stupid to have a good time.” Best...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kn96jR5Geyk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“You’re too stupid to have a good time.” Best line in Roadhouse.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50599812615</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50599812615</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 14:01:26 -0700</pubDate><category>Roadhouse</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6b1bba63d6289f1fec891f5cbdb2c73/tumblr_mmwr3w6LNZ1qdgj2no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50596820823</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50596820823</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 13:19:08 -0700</pubDate><category>Random</category><category>Star Wars</category><category>Pink Floyd</category></item><item><title>Reagan, in his jellybean-eating mode.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69a39c6d63f6f4a737f351ec345448c4/tumblr_mmwq6oLMdd1qdgj2no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reagan, in his jellybean-eating mode.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50595508889</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50595508889</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:59:12 -0700</pubDate><category>Random</category></item><item><title>Post-Punk/New Wave Super...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b32cffe5d86c0fd61406dd0b0f065709/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9369dfd28646f3e1719abb5167a385e9/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc5e756515757ba41002ed555efe337e/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/823ad3f71af77b9aa5ecdac0d2c88e27/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/003bd2450ead098c5c4ec26b04393b0c/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d445dd7c4409aefc1f22cb1ff3073910/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5c8050fd43fa9c0f8eabaccbb91dc0c/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c0029b78a7bed709bf8696b1b06d8b4/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9946e4303fbe24827144f2e1d9eb241e/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d2e29fb3ac2bc783aa97a90a017c768/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Post-Punk/New Wave Super Friends&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yelyahwilliams.tumblr.com/post/50514709478" target="_blank"&gt;yelyahwilliams&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.dancewithzombies.com/post/50496582001/butcherbilly-the-post-punk-new-wave-super" target="_blank"&gt;mechamelissa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://butcherbilly.tumblr.com/post/50496098152/the-post-punk-new-wave-super-friends-by-butcher" target="_blank"&gt;butcherbilly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Post-Punk-New-Wave-Super-Friends-by-Butcher-Billy/8688795" target="_blank"&gt;The Post-Punk / New Wave Super Friends by Butcher Billy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Post-Punk-New-Wave-Super-Friends-by-Butcher-Billy/8688795" target="_blank"&gt;Who are your heroes?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;RELEVANT TO ALL OF MY INTERESTS&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ahhhhhhh!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50584493589</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50584493589</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 09:48:57 -0700</pubDate><category>Random</category></item><item><title>An Aussie stormtrooper on a unicycle. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df9c37083d264447e2057fc197dc35d3/tumblr_mmvu0sTgrk1qdgj2no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;An Aussie stormtrooper on a unicycle. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50565535270</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50565535270</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 01:24:28 -0700</pubDate><category>Rnadom</category><category>Stormtrooper</category><category>Australia</category><category>Unicycle</category></item><item><title>Jack Mehoff, Australian.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f675c91c29b0bf73b77af8277bf24b0b/tumblr_mmvtziCvbc1qdgj2no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jack Mehoff, Australian.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50565516619</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50565516619</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 01:23:42 -0700</pubDate><category>Random</category><category>Australia</category></item><item><title>I like Tame Impala.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c170eb116dccb05ecfa2baed69aa607e/tumblr_mmvs0vxz1r1qdgj2no1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I like Tame Impala.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50564378740</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50564378740</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:41:19 -0700</pubDate><category>Tame Impala</category><category>Lonerism</category><category>Indie Rock</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d95c41f345858fb185716802ea4976d3/tumblr_mmtymlWcon1qdgj2no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50484804289</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50484804289</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 01:08:45 -0700</pubDate><category>Random</category></item><item><title>The mullet and the multitude of gold chains.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d23cfe97c461bcd794477e0c7a3d71da/tumblr_mmtsr3aML41qdgj2no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The mullet and the multitude of gold chains.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50480747568</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50480747568</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 23:01:51 -0700</pubDate><category>El Cartel de Sinaloa</category><category>Naco</category></item><item><title>Relaxado En Persona (working title)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;This evening seems to be never-ending. Thoughts after thoughts trash about in my cranium like woodland creatures foraging in the forest—keeping me awake, staring up at the ceiling, counting the grooves on the rafters. The minutes tick slowly, seemingly backwards, then forward, pausing for a moment to tease me as I kick my covers off, pull them back up, writhing with a fevered intensity. One thirty-seven a.m.: I have reached the point of mild delirium. The sun hasn&amp;#8217;t risen yet; the sky is still a dark blue. I contemplate making coffee like some people contemplate grabbing a beer at noon time. It’s lonely kind of misery made more so by the fact that there is a number in my contacts list that I want to call, except that at the moment, I have been exiled from her gated community. The fevered intensity has ratcheted up a notch: in my nocturnal nostalgia, the air suddenly had the faint smell of her essence that clings to my skin like she used to. It feels like jail, a jail that smells like a maraschino cherry at two a.m. I wonder how long it will take to wash that smell off my skin—a minute, or maybe two days?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;      I don’t know what time it is-mostly because I turned my alarm clock around, but the sun is slowly making its presence felt. My covers are on the floor, on top of a book I intend to read, but haven’t gotten around to doing so—using the time afforded to me by insomnia to lose myself in midnight contemplation  rummaging, and a brief pity-party. My alarm has just sounded.  I remain still, continuing to stare at the ceiling, hoping that my days with her were not the last best days of my life. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50462159798</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50462159798</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:16:36 -0700</pubDate><category>Rough Draft</category></item><item><title>"The only thing I'm high on is love...love for my son and daughters.  Yes, a little LSD is all I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;pre&gt;"The only thing I'm high on is love...love for my son and daughters.  Yes, a little LSD is all I need."--Marge Simpson&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50460936549</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50460936549</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:01:07 -0700</pubDate><category>The Simpsons</category><category>The Simpsons Quotes</category></item><item><title>Will Ferrell/Will Domesticated.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/194f3254b8c13fdb70cacad7fc9a2083/tumblr_mmtci9kIck1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Will Ferrell/Will Domesticated.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50458757684</link><guid>http://jose-ariel-cuevas.tumblr.com/post/50458757684</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 17:32:56 -0700</pubDate><category>Random</category><category>Will Ferrell</category><category>Humor Train</category></item></channel></rss>
