Mumford and Sons: music for people who are too ashamed to admit they like soft rock.
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When It Is in Seclusion...
Love gives the impression that it is nothing more than a myth, like a yeti, or the lost city of gold.
In This Glorified Suburb
A breath is drawn, slowly, like a fog that sets down over the city. It is more like a sigh, both of pleasure and resignation… another day in this glorified suburb. Bus rides that lead somewhere, though this final destination seems like nowhere. I feel as if this has already been done. Coffee and cigarettes, music and solitude… Headphones are on, in search of sonic salvation… I unfurl the New...
Southpaw Grammar (Left-Handed Facts and... →
My iPod, Its Agenda
Boo Hoo Hoo—Sa-Shays Since We’ve Been Wrong—The Mars Volta Sheena is a Parasite—The Horrors Get Ready 2 Rokk—Freezepop New Direction—The Black Lips Burundanga—Los Amigos Invisibles Me Dejo Tentar—Lucybell My Country—tUnE yArDs Self Helpless—Her Space Holiday Infinito—Zoé La Lettre—Souvenir CSS Suxx—CSS La...
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Nobody is Thougher Than Trebek →
Jeopardy’s Alex Trebek chases crook, injures self in a San Francisco hotel.
Postcard from Post-Racial America →
Child’s Family Sues School for Being Passed Over for Valedictorian (Despite Having the highest G.P.A.)
writinginbed: Can I write the word “fuck” 60,000 times and call it a book?
I Had a Chocolate Stout Al Fresco...
Notebook was out, American Spirit methols were burned one right after another. Yet, notebook remained empty (Erato was too fast for me to chase today.)
Those Crafty Nigerians (#2)
I credit them for being a bit creative (and amusing me in my state of boredom.) OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY From: OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY <firstname.lastname@example.org> To: OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION 14A AWOLOWO LANE, IKOYI LAGOS NIGERIA. Motto: No Body is Above the Law Attention: Fraud victim, Firstly we introduce this commission, Economic &...
Nickelback with their finest song ever. EVER! (Chad plays a mean guitar, yeah.) Nickelback Shreds - watch more funny videos
I’ll tumble(r) for ya’, I’ll tumble(r) for ya!
I am the Resurrection →
Beavis and Butthead: The Second Coming
The Furthest Thing from Me
Last night, I lied to myself when I mused that I was above it all, when in fact, I am deeply submerged in it. It being the hypocrisy of life that feigns to be two opposite faces dueling under the same mask, when it is just an ego-stroke. Maybe it is sex deprivation, a way to console myself when healing shoulders and healing arms are the furthest things away from me. ©José-Ariel Cuevas ...
Former Vice President Cheney...
Wwwwwwwwwhat a Dick!
Kentucky Man Charged With Repeat Horse-Sex... →
Bronco-Buster! Nathan Johnson, 28, just can’t suppress the urges inside him. Or maybe he was just bored in Paducah, Kentucky, a city of 25,000 near the Illinois border.