November 2011
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I got a shitload of time, but not enough American Spirit menthols to go around.
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I bet you that those who want musicians to refrain from politics have no problems with Toby Keith.
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Animals: Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed... →
A Zimbabwean man was busted on Sunday at 4 a.m. penetrating a donkey tied to a tree in his backyard (with his penis). The man, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo, admitted to the court that it indeed must have looked bad —
Drugs are bad, mmmmkay.
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Drum Circles Might Be the Death of #OWS
Drum circles give P.J. O’Rourke reasons to abandon his apartment (and baled copies of National Lampoon) and show his mug on whichever show will have him on (Real Time with Bill Maher, or NPR’s Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me) and keep shouting the word BONGO like some Alzheimer’s addled patient.
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Civil Rights: ICE Officer to People Whose Home He... →
ICE ICE, baby.
“On October 20 of last year, two armed Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agents broke into the two-bedroom Nashville apartment of Angel Enrique and Jesus Antonio, shattering a window and shouting racial slurs.”
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Nothingness Became a Foregone Conclusion →
Love is a visceral feeling that can be confused with lust and/or wanting of the most baser instincts: poets write free-verses about it; broken-hearted singers sing about it; painters have painted abstract representations of it; average people with no artistic inclinations have been driven to commit murder over it (wanting to be the first and the last.)
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